Read tonight about this woman who rode around a Florida Walmart on one of those motorized carts, eating sushi and chicken and waving around and drinking a bottle of wine. Took awhile for a guard to stop her.
Apparently there are problems with people involved in meth labs running into Florida Walmarts for a quick nosh or something. You know, Florida and all.
Anyway, Virginia challenged me to write haiku on the subject:
I’m eating sushi
and drinking wine while driving
around in WalmartThird lap ’round Walmart
Guard saw me eating chicken
and drinking their wine.Cuisine du Walmart:
sushi and deli chicken
with really cheap wine.
I read that early last night and thought what next. I probably do not want to know. At least your haiku is great. You are great.