LOL and they wonder why mages are notoriously mean….. read ’em people, read ’em!. Shoot <The Mages Union> a pst if you have questions. Or better yet, don't do that - ask someone else. We're done with you.
- Politeness will get you everywhere; don't send a tell to the mage saying, "water kthx." Many will laugh and then /ignore you.
- When you do ask for food or water, try to spell entire words. Typing "plz" instead of "please" could be the sole reason the mage turns down your request. As several mages famously put it, "If you say 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'."
- Confusing a mage with a warlock and consequently asking for a summon may end up in your being sent to the other side of the world. Though you will give the mage a good story to tell his guild...
This is the stuff that makes mean mages laugh very very hard. Thank you WoWWiki.
