I was actually rummaging for something else and stopped by Susan Arbetter’s blog at the TU. There I discover she’s asking folks to “submit your coup haiku” to memorialize (?) the silliness/travesty that is the NYS Legislature. Who could resist such an opening, especially after the recent success with mage haiku during National Poetry Month? So here’s what I submitted
NY Legislature haiku
No work ethic shown,
the session fades; we must all
remember to vote.Mine’s bigger you know
I’m right and you sir are not
but we are both fools.I seize the power!
The gavel is mine at last!
I’m king of nothing.
But then, that’s the sort of week it’s been:
Poor Luciferr. That’s as good my new generic reply I’ve come up with for folks that ask for gold on WoW….
” I’m sorry, I am unable to process your request at this time. I will forward your request to a Blizzard GM who will be able to better serve you in this matter.”
I pulled that out on guy lastnight….he actually said thank you.
LOL woot! new macro for me!
and the one they read of mine was the middle: “Mine’s bigger…” which would have been my choice too!